THERE IS A SHARK, BUT THERE ISN'T A SHARK.

I feel like tumblr staff shouldn’t make it possible to change a source on a text post.

Or at least make stealing a post punishable.

i found out why tumblr doesn’t go outsite.

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1/3rd of tumblr: so hipster grunge mermaids and unicorns black and white photos with galaxies and coffee and skinny anorexic girls with emo wrist cutting and yin yang symbols and anchors
1/3rd of tumblr: fandoms and whiny white girls and people that dont understand
1/3rd of tumblr: PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN

on december 21st 2012 tumblr staff is going to shut down the entire website and say that their servers are down when they really just want to fuck with our heads

I can’t be honest anywhere else online except for Tumblr.

laynicornshornofbaekon:

Dear Tumblr,

I thought you said you got rid of post limit. What is this then?

andawildniallappears:

we still have post limit guys

andawildniallappears:

we still have post limit guys

Dear tumblr please no more post limit thank

Things I’ve learned since I joined tumblr:

alexthesimplehuman:

- I’m a white person, therefore I’m racist and privileged.

- I’m a male person, therefore I think about rape all the time.

- I’m a transman, therefore I’ve turned my back on “my sisters”.

- I’m a masculine man, therefore I’m cis and I should shut up and die.

- I’m straight, therefore I’m just forcing myself to “fit in” the cis society and I should just shut up and die.

- I’m a dysphoric person, therefore I’m oppressing myself and I should just learn to love my body.

- I’m a person planning on living stealth, therefore I’m turning my back on my “trans brothers”.

- I’m a person who doesn’t like to have naked bodies popping up when I search a non-porn tag, therefore I’m “policing their blog and their bodies”.

me: haha boys are so cute
tumblr: um excuse me no fuck you how do you know if theyre even a boy ok ur just another piece of disgusting cis scum ok you need to get the fuck off tumblr we dont need you here with your stereotyping and cis scumminess and just fuck you just fuck off pls fucking fuck off and by the way ze can be cute if ze wants to be ok THANK CHECK UR PRIVILAGE
me: *kills myself.*

vanessahudgensvevo:

how do i delete the dashboard option when you enter my blog so you can never leave?

kimssextape:

reblog if these are the only tabs you have open

kimssextape:

reblog if these are the only tabs you have open