THERE IS A SHARK, BUT THERE ISN'T A SHARK.

monstergagaholic:

chitzybitch:

methlabrador:

he was a boy

she was a genderfluid pansexual

could i make it anymore obvious

ok as a pansexual i am sssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended by this plz stopp~~~~~~

ps *sarcasm*

Carmine and I are gonna do cocaine, brb.

I need to go through my friends list and delete people. Facebook is stupid.

Random ass dude on fb: Hey, weird question. You single?
Me: No sir, I'm happily married to man and have been for five years and currently have 2 children with one on the way.
Random ass dude: Ohhhh okay.