what the fuck have i done
English Teacher: Okay class! For your first assignment of the year, I want you to write a five paragraph essay on what you did over the summer!
me: oh my god how am i gonna write 5 paragraphs about tumblr okay well it needs an introduction and then 3 body paragraphs and thell be about porn and homestuck and creys and ill make the thesis statement Where Making This Happen and like the ending will end with thank yolo
this bitch is ratchet, and she’s old as fuck, i’m the star of the century
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| — | the porn kanye west referring to the porn lady gaga and the porn madonna (via wherearethetourdates) |
