THERE IS A SHARK, BUT THERE ISN'T A SHARK.

Say you’re getting a blowjob, and the person has a gag reflex. You hit their gag reflex and they throw up all over your dick. And they’re on an empty stomach so it’s just all the stomach acids, no foods, so it’s all watery. What if some of the vomit went down the penis hole? Like, how would the guy get it out of his dick?

i found this pic of me and my friend when we got really really high and just omfg

he’s straight yall

d is reblogging alcohol

d are you becoming an alcoholic again

gwenstefaniofficial:

i am america’s next superstar

TWERK IT BABY

so this just happened

thevaginasprophecy:

Prom pictures were uploaded. :D

Yayayay. :3

All my niggas

dey sexy af yo

He was hacked. Dylan’s completely straight.

Shhh.

Dzombar is my spirit animal. »

An every day conversation between Larah and I.

Me: Larah, I love you.
Larah: Joseph...
Me: What?
Larah: Look at your wrist.
Me: Larah, no.
Larah: LOOK. AT YOUR WRIST.
Me: LARAH. ST--
Larah: DO YOU SEE THOSE VEINS.
Me: Yes, Larah.
Larah: DAS JAYSUSES BLOOD.
Larah: JAYSUS DONE GAVE YOU DAT BLOOD JOSEPH
Larah: JAYSUS LUUUUUVS YOU.
Me: JAYSUS YALL.

nailpolishbreath:

headstrongwolf replied to your post: Yellow?

Dude that alien ride. My grandpa had to carry me out of it. It was called Alien Encounter.

JESUS CHRIST YOU TOO?

i was sobbing and my dad had to carry me out i was so freaked out

~~TOLD YOU WE ARE TWINS~~ Yeah, they closed it down around 2002 I think. And they got lazy so they changed it to Stitch’s Great Escape.

Carmine and I are gonna do cocaine, brb.

Ticc: Yo whassup.
Me: Nothin, just lookin at penis on your laptop.
Ticc: Thas whassup.

I made some pretty awesome friends last night / this morning.

Social acceptance ftw.