THERE IS A SHARK, BUT THERE ISN'T A SHARK.

instabeards: @reydelbosque

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:20:21 -0400

instabeards:

@reydelbosque

inabasket: Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:53:43 -0400

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.

i-do-even-lift: brittanakissed: i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:53:38 -0400

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:53:10 -0400

psyducker: we are destroying this planet

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:53:07 -0400

psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

hannibalscock: foxnewsofficial: what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:11:08 -0400

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:06:51 -0400

"I’m touching hands with someone seriously beautiful."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:06:08 -0400

“I’m touching hands with someone seriously beautiful.”

- (via tavaopalomin)

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:04:02 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:03:36 -0400

"I got someone waiting at home, he says he's in love but lately...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:03:32 -0400

"I got someone waiting at home, he says he's in love but lately i just don't know. He don't see me, or make me feel hot. Banging in the club with all my ladies and he don't know that he about to    lose me."

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:02:44 -0400

fffcuk: why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:02:43 -0400

fffcuk:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

me: sick

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:02:35 -0400

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

jaimepreciadorable: [AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:02:27 -0400

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

e102gamma: captainzappy: e102gamma: u know some sugar daddies actually give macbooks on the first...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:02:23 -0400

e102gamma:

captainzappy:

e102gamma:

u know some sugar daddies actually give macbooks on the first date. get a sugar daddy

where can i aquire sugar dads?

seekingarrangment.com

meladoodle: australiansanta: australiansanta: what type of rock is a really good friend an...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:02:17 -0400

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:02:12 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:36:55 -0400

swagjustice: pulitzerprincess: looks like some of y’all will...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:36:42 -0400

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year

#why blaze it when you can praise it