homestucksexcanons:

Jay Z signing in!

inspectorgeneral:

I’m so disappointed.

trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

dramasbomin:

9darkhours-9personas-9dorms:

bakuraryou:

johannahmontana:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

kaito-sama:

phoenixedo:

arclightsarentinzexalii:

every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far

what the hell is bagged milk?

what

gUYS

IT’S JUST MILK

IN A BAG

WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT

BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?

HOW DO YOU EVEN

#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER

WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?

hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

ratchetmess:

meanwhile in San francisco

hello male followers

how do i convince boys to like me this is for science

nailpolishbreath:

liar-liar-mom-on-fire:

nailpolishbreath:

the longhorn steakhouse blog is my new reason for waking up in the morning

dude we’re going to longhorn storkfarm for dinner tomorrow can we i’ll pay i got this.

earthnation:

the taste in my mouth after naps is gross

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

abitspacey:

catch-the-ghost:

A grammatical correct sentence in English.

thank you english