Jay Z signing in!
I’m so disappointed.
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
meanwhile in San francisco
the longhorn steakhouse blog is my new reason for waking up in the morning
dude we’re going to longhorn storkfarm for dinner tomorrow can we i’ll pay i got this.
the taste in my mouth after naps is gross