Why does everyone rave and get all hyped up over little things? Like remember when Britney Spears shaved her head? And everyone went ape shit for like a few months? And now nothing? What the fuck was the point of having heart attacks over this and calling her mentally unstable like no one gives a fuck now
Because Britney is a flawless queen and haters will fucking deal xoxo
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
nnooo you can’t have bicycle for your birthday, bicycle DOES NOT EXIST. you get homocycle or heterocycle.
i probably know 12 things total but 8 of them are about bands
im pretty angry that im not making out with anybody right now
I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here
she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
HEY Y’ALL, I’M BACK FROM ORLANDO.
dont post ur crushes unless im in them
actually dont post anything unless its about me