crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”
This is my favorite post on the Internet
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it
just another flower growing in a concrete jungle.
ARE YOU REAL???? ARE YOU REAL?!?!??? OH MY GOD
hi babe, i’m real. :)
when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up
"Epona! She’s grown quite fond of you, fairy boy!"
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that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.
Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back
Me too Zak, me too.
Larry Rudolph talks ‘Hold It Against Me’ meaning.