THERE IS A SHARK, BUT THERE ISN'T A SHARK.

instabeards:

@reydelbosque

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal.

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

psyducker:

we are destroying this planet

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

I’m touching hands with someone seriously beautiful.

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—	(via tavaopalomin)

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"I got someone waiting at home, he says he's in love but lately i just don't know. He don't see me, or make me feel hot. Banging in the club with all my ladies and he don't know that he about to    lose me."

fffcuk:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]