By Sebastian Koerner
britney saving the day yet again
Me praising Godney
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
Well, the gays weren’t invented by anyone except nature itself. But Britney Spears did achieve gay rights after she kissed a woman on national television for the first time ever. It was the beginning of a huge movement.
well basically the video starts with britney and her man just hanging out and standing on the roof of a motel and flipping off cars you know because that’s very cool and like therapy for her
then we got her man’s sister swimming with him in a pool for some reason and they’re a little too close but you know that’s cool too
britneys all like “oooh imma give this guy a ring” but shes a broke ass hoe so she gets him a nail instead and then to seal the deal britney totally wants the d but her man falls asleep like a lazy bitch so she decides to sing instead
then britney goes to the bathroom and douses herself with perfume literally fucking everywhere because she forgot to shower the day before and she hopes that if she sprays enough he’ll wake up or maybe get some kind of chemical reaction idk
then britney looks at her phone and sees that she got a text from her lesbian lover cindy
and we find out that britney’s man is ALSO hittin up cindy cause he sleeps around and britney is sad because they once had a cool thing going between the 3 of them but he likes cindy more so she steals his car and spies on them like a creep
then basically this bitch cindy is gettin it with britney’s man without britney but at the end of the video you can see cindy in the background so britney and cindy are obviously still having their lesbian ways but britney is an emotional bitch so she cries anyways
and the moral of the story is that britney sprayed too much perfume so she scared her man away but got the girl hence “i hope she smells my perfume”
when u get ur friend invested in a thing u like
you have ruined my life
when someone has an icon of someone hot n then u check their /tagged/me and find out its not them
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.