THERE IS A SHARK, BUT THERE ISN'T A SHARK.

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

SHAVED MY ASSHOLE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLLA

I’M DETERMINED TO GET SOME FUCK TONIGHT.
BIRTH. DAY. SEX.

thirstygays:

so thats what my room smells like

workbitchs:

"Femme Fatale" performances: Big Fat Bass live @ Rain NightClub

Lady GaGa - Mary Jane Holland
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shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

t00punkr0ck4u:

BLAZE IT AND PRAISE IT